An old redneck was sitting in a bar talking to the bartender

about how much he hated niggers.

"Them god damn niggers are jest a bunch a no good, lyin',

drug takin', thievin', motherfuckers," says the redneck. "They

outta bath a bit more regular, too", he says.

Bartender just stands there nodding and cleaning glasses.

Bout that time a old nigger woman and her pet monkey come

in and sit down at the other end of the bar.

The bartender tells the redneck to keep his voice down and not

to cause a scene.

The bartender goes down and takes the woman's order then

steps into the back room for a minute. When he comes back

he sees the redneck down at the end of the bar talking to the

women and her monkey.

Just when he was about to say something the redneck takes

out a dollar and hands it to the monkey, then turns and walks

back to his stool.

The bartender walks over to him and says, " What he hell was

that all about? I thought ya hated niggers?"

"I do," says the redneck, "but their kids are just so damn cute"